Fugglers – Hairy Fuggs – Squidge

Description

These follicle-fiends have sprouted hair overnight (how, we do not know) and a frantically taking over the salons to show off their new locks and cause pandemonium in new, hair-raising ways. Boasting toupees that defy gravity, moustaches that seem to harbour devious secrets, monobrows that bridge the gap between darkness and brow-raising absurdity, and even hairy tongues that flick phlegm with a furry vengeance, these monsters are out to make mischief.

Monster: Squidge

Number: 116

Height: 22cm

Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, long arms, pink hair

Fur: Purple fuzzy

Fart velocity: Moist

Phlegm consistency: Smelly

Description: “You looking at my hair? What’s wrong with it?” This monster is fiercely defensive as onlookers stop and stare at its botched haircut. But beware, if you linger too long, this manic miscreant will unleash its fury by rearranging your locks, leaving you bewildered as your short ‘do morphs into a 5-foot mane in a putrid shade of vomit.