Fugglers – Hairy Fuggs – Gnawing Terror

Description

These follicle-fiends have sprouted hair overnight (how, we do not know) and a frantically taking over the salons to show off their new locks and cause pandemonium in new, hair-raising ways. Boasting toupees that defy gravity, moustaches that seem to harbour devious secrets, monobrows that bridge the gap between darkness and brow-raising absurdity, and even hairy tongues that flick phlegm with a furry vengeance, these monsters are out to make mischief.

Monster: Gnawing Terror

Number: 118

Height: 22cm

Features: Human-like teeth, wide eyes, curly grey hair

Fur: Teal fuzzy

Fart velocity: scrambled egg

Phlegm consistency: Runny

Description: “Toupee or not to pay, that is the question.” But for this monster, there’s no question at all. It refuses to pay for anything — not for food, not for clothes, and certainly not for a haircut. Instead, it opts to snatch what isn’t rightfully theirs, all while sporting a face like a slapped codfish. And if you dare to intervene, you might just discover there’s more to this monster’s name than meets the eye.